I think Karen's kids should come first now.

Why do they call these "hot pants?" I'm freezing

"Puuuuuugh!" One lap baby takes care of another.

Took me a couple of years, but along came Ryan.

Oh yeah, he's cute. Here, Katy, he smells funny.

Here's a puppy I will take from your daughter.

I'm not dreamin' of changing diapers . . . .

Well, at least the dragster could be started.

I gave you all my trust, when I gave you him.

Ooooh. Made my toes curl!

I am a daring, wild beast!

I am capable and trustworthy.