Simon
Being an emo motherfucker, and why I hate you
Apr 22, 2009
I hate emos. Plain. And. Fucking. Simple. They are just horrible faggot goth/grunge/punk copycat cunts who go around either slitting their wrists or acting sad. They've even spawned a fucking poser generation named Scene. Whats not to hate? Even worse, girls like emos. They think emos are cute or emotional ... Motherfuckers and a half. Emo's are neither, they are copycat bastards. The only good emo is a dead emo, and thats the way its been since the ressurection.
But wait, emo's didn't always used to be like this -
Back in the Punk uprising a small group of people broke away from the punk populace musically inclined, and started a different type of music called emo. It was like punk but the vocals were not as Ska as Punk and not as Heavy as Metal. At that time Emo was good, it was okay. Nobody was depressed back then, they were too busy smashing shit up. Then afterwards as the punk died out, well ... Then Grunge took over, An illustrious facade that Kurt Cobains death ended. And then the Emo came back. It took the same music as before, but took the Grunge angst and turned some of it into depression, took goth clothes, and settled shop in Hot Topic and waited. I fucking hate Hot Topic. Emo's are poser copycats whose singers and musicians are either failed suicide attemptist or somebody ripping off another genre. When Emo dies out and something else comes back in then I will be happy. For now?
For now, do me a favour.
Punch all the emo's you see today. Twice.
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Hello? Is Jesus on the line? No?
Apr 18, 2009
Another Easter has come and gone, massive consumerist corporations have put out their share for the money squabbling easter egg fight and many children have stuffed their faces with chocolate and forgetting about the symbolical death of a make pretend character, I am happy. What takes away from this happy fascistical delicious holiday is the meaning behind it. What the fuck is Jesus? Who cares about him? Well kids gather round ...
You see it all happened like at least last thursday, God was just out and about pissing off jews with threats of a new king, and humans were all like HEY GOD FUCK YOU which is ironic because god was like their parents, making ancient Jews like Generation X with less heroine. God, being god was all like HEY FAGGOTS FUCK YOU'LL I'LL ACTUALLY DO IT THEN and found this woman and pretty much did some inexcusable shit to get her pregnant. She still claims she's a virgin for some reason even though she was FUCKED BY GOD. Some angels came down and some trippy shit happened, like some fucking shepherds came down to see the kid and these old men obviously on shrooms came down rich as fuck and literally gave it away. For wise men they aren't very wise, and are now poor as whores.
Luckily for everybody else, this is to do with Christmas, where everything is happy
Easter is where the shit hits the fan.
Basically Jesus was a major hippy faggot with emo hair who'd travel the land with a bitchin' beard with his 7 fuckbudy desciples or whatever the fuck they are, and they'd screw daily. When the king heard about this rampant display of homosexuality he was all like FUCK THIS SHIT KILL THAT BASTARD and so Jeuss was brought in and executed and placed on a cross and the king was all like LOLOLOLOLOL and then Jesus died and people were sad. But then he came back so WHATS THE FUCKING POINT?
Then again this is all based from a fucking sci-fi bestseller called the Bible, so its probably all make belief anyways and Jesus probably never existed.
LIKE FATHER CHRISTMAS. REMEMBER THAT KIDS, WHEN YOU LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT FATHER CHRISTMAS, REMEMBER JESUS AND THE TOOTH FAIRY.
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Hello everybody!
Apr 18, 2009
As you probably know, this is your crappy favourite vocalist, Simon Cowles here! From the solo vocal ( Solo voco? ) band Spray Painted Messages, and I've currently been writing some new things. You can view a few of these early tests on my song page, but I must warn you ... Heh' ... those are only rough vocals, once I get the full songs up with proper vocals it will be a lot better. Until that day however you can simply be happy with the lyrics and the interpretation of the vocal usage of how its going to be sung.
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