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How obsessed are u?
Aug 13, 2007
Hair
[x] straightener
[ ] curling iron
[x] mousse
[ ] hairspray
[x] gel
[x] other sprays
[x] bobby pins
[ ] round barrel brush
[x] blow-dryer
[x] mirror
[ ] you have dyed your hair
[ ] you have highlights
Total: 7
Eyes
[x] black eyeliner
[x] other color eyeliner
[ ] eye shadow
[x] mascara
[ ] fake eyelashes
[ ] eyelash curler
[ ] eye shimmer
[ ] colored contacts
[x] amazing shades
[ ] eye makeup remover
Total so far: 11
Lips/Teeth
[x] clear lip gloss
[x] red or pink gloss
[ ] lip stick
[x] chap stick
[ ] lip plumper
[x] mechanical toothbrush
[ ] teeth whitener
[ ] lip liner
[x]had/has braces
[ ] more than 15 lip glosses
[x] toothpaste
Total so far: 17
Complexion/Overall face
[x] blush
[x] moisturizer
[x] face wash
[x] bronzer
[x] makeup remover
[ ] face wipes
[x] powder
[x]cover up
Total so far: 24
Nails
[x] nail polish
[ ] filer
[ ] nail clipper
[ ] nail buffer
[ ] cuticle remover
[ ] nail hardener
[ ] nail brush
[ ] Fake nails
[ ] nail scissors
Total so far: 25
Overall Total: 25
Now, add your score and multiply it by 2.
"I am __% obsessed with my looks"
Me…. 50% obsessed. Idk if that’s good or bad tho…
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the offical man laws... as written by my brother
Aug 13, 2007
1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.
2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.
4. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "one time in Montreal", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".
5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)
6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
8. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.
9. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.
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10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
11. Do not torpedo single friends.
12. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
13. Before dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his permission. If he grants it, he is however allowed to say, "man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls"
14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.
15. If a mans zipper is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything!
16. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional)
17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.
18. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pal's boyfriends- low level sports bonding is all the law requires.
19. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh.
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20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
21. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.
22. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles.
23. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. This includes men who aren't wearing shirts. If your buddy is outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: if during the past 24 hours your friends actions have caused you to think "what this guy needs is a good ass wuppin", in which case you may refrain from getting involved and stand back and enjoy.
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Girl Language
Aug 13, 2007
WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU
- FOLLOW ME
WHEN I POUT MY LIPS
- KiSS ME
WHEN I KICK
- HUG ME TiGHT
WHEN I CALL YOU CRAZY
- IM CRAZY ABOUT YOU
WHEN I AM SILENT
- IM THINKING OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN I iGNORE YOU
- I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTiON
WHEN I PULL AWAY
- GRAB ME BY THE WAIST & TELL ME YOU'LL NEVER LET ME GO
WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST
- TELL ME IM BEAUTiFUL
WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU
- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME
WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING
- HUG ME FROM BEHiND
IF I DONT CALL YOU
- IM WAITING BY THE PHONE FOR YOUR CALL
WHEN IM SCARED
- HOLD ME BY THE WAIST
WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHiNGS THE MATTER
- KISS ME & TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT
WHiLE I HOLD YOUR HANDS
- PLAY WiTH MY FINGERS
WHEN I HANG UP ON YOU
-CALL ME BACK
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Wat r u Looking at?
Jul 10, 2007
When a guy calls you.....
When a guy calls you hott hes looking at your body
When a guy calls you pretty hes looking at your face
When a guy calls you beautiful he is looking at your soul
When a girl calls you.....
When a girl calls you sexy shes looking at your body
When a girl calls you cute shes looking at your face
When a girl calls you sweety shes looking at your personality
When a girl calls you gorgeous shes looking at your soul
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