MC KOOL FATS
Yo, my name is MC Kool Fats. I rap it how I see it, that's why there ain't no rap about dicks. I ain't seen that thing in a decade. Me and MC Jerry bring the jams. He's my sidekick.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
I used to like cottage cheese. I only kind of like it now.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Once this girl came up to me backstage and gave me a full slab of ribs. Damn, they were good.
Then MC Jerry kicked her in the stomach and we were never allowed to play in Tulsa again.
Your musical influences
Biz Markie, Bacon Shoe
What equipment do you use?
Wendy's hamburgers.
Anything else?
I WANNA GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO MY BOY ALBERT FATS RIP
