Lunch With Beardo
Lunch With Beardo
Lunch With Beardo is a group of aliens who have arrived on Earth to spread the message of food and facial hair. We seek to explore inner and outer space with every willing human citizen of this bizarre fantasia.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
The cognitive dissonance associated with light-speed galactic travel has eradicated our collective memory of Planet Earth and its intricate history. We remember it to be a utopian, if not slightly dystopian place, that recieved endless satellite feeds of American pop culture from the 20th and 21st century. Nevertheless, when our spaceship arrived within earth's orbit, we exited onto Spacestation 11, a flying craft of space junk deposited and polluted just outside the lunar orbit by FDH Records (an art-terrorist unit who allegedly reappropriated it from NASA in an act of detournment). From Spacestation 11, we began sending signals out to prepare them for our landing. You are receiving this signal as such
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
We are always available to serve lunch. It is our pleasure.
Your musical influences
Roseanne. Sun Ra. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Acid Mothers Temple. Can. FoxNews. The Butthole Surfers. Teen Wolf. the alien Christ child. Bardo Pond. Far Out Nuts. The Boredoms. The Postmodern Condition. John Zorn. Neurosis. Hippies. Sonic Youth. The X-Files. Devo.
What equipment do you use?
Plates, Forks, Spoons, Bowls, Glasses