Lieutenant Fuzz
We are Lieutenant Fuzz. We are better than you.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
One day we were looking through the personals in the Village Voice when we noticed an ad that caught our eye: "Please use me as a urinal/toilet/spittoon in these tough times. My genital warts are completely under control." The rest is history.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Yes, we play live. Our most memorable moment was when Jason Thomas fornicated with an ostrich.
Your musical influences
We don't listen to music.
What equipment do you use?
We use mad libs in conjuction with an electronic Pringles can.
Anything else?
Jason Thomas.
