Lemon Shaft
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Lemon Shaft is the result of many minutes' laziness, an original conglomerate of the finest musical ideas drawn together into a harmony of brilliance and testicular excitement. The band began in early 2006 with the sole mission of creating rawk like no other, to leave no rawk left unturned, and to make people piss their heads off with the sheer rawk of it all. Lord Tomelthwaite of Shaft Manor plays the bass and sings. His testes are perfect spheres. Sir Alex Shaftington plays guitar and dreams of competitive card games. His testes are rhomboid. Christopheles J. von Gammon IV of the Shaft plays the drums. He has no testes. Now you too can be a part of this most movement of movements, a new beginning, a fat fistful of pure rockergy, infused with the scent of scowling rock wolves... this is Lemon Shaft.Band/artist history
Sprung from the origins of life itself, the Shaft rawks for all eternity. No beginning, no end, just eternal rawk.Have you performed in front of an audience?We will shortly be playing in and around the planet Earth, and perhaps other planets.
Your musical influences
Citrus fruits and vertical passageways. Mainly.All comments (1)
636 plays
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Wooow... you guys raaawks!! Whoooo!! Yeaaaaah!! You raaaawwwkk!!! WHOOO!!!