Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra OSMOS
Disclaimer Disclaimer
This was supposed to be a 'Joke' (based on those 'cover-your-ass' disclaimers')--and, it's funny!!
The Shaken-Booty Syndrome (Flick-Off!!) -2009 mix The Shaken-Booty Syndrome (Flick-Off!!) -2009 mix
The LATEST and most dangerous jam--so far--from OSMOSIS and The FUNKASAURUS!! Your ASS Has Just Been WARNED!!
ICallHer'HONEY'(But You Call Her' MOMMY') -single ICallHer'HONEY'(But You Call Her' MOMMY') -single
A song about a guy whose girlfriend (foolishly) sets him up with her mom---- her very HOT Mom! MILF is good 4U!!
The Concept The Concept
A 'prelude speech' for the 'Industrial Strength' album, and the OPENING to 'Crystal (The Question)'.
The Question (Crystal) The Question (Crystal)
The ass-kicking intro to the 'Industrial Strength' cassette-album.
ShakeWhatYouGot,'CauseSomeOthersGotLess!! ShakeWhatYouGot,'CauseSomeOthersGotLess!!
The (infamous) FULL 'Cosmic Funk Orchestra-ALBUM Version'. More silliness; more jamming; more funk!
Industrial Strength Industrial Strength
The FIRST time I ever used a 'sampler'---and a BACKWARDS Bass Guitar 'sample', at that.
That's The Way They Are That's The Way They Are
A little bit of 'Go-Go' highlights this 'Cosmic Funk Orchestra' message song.
Now, For Something Different Now, For Something Different
An instrumental 'Cosmic Funk Orchestra' throwdown!
E-Gyp-Shuns (We Ain't Come 2 Boogie) E-Gyp-Shuns (We Ain't Come 2 Boogie)
The FIRST 'Egypto-Funk' track I recorded (mid-1985), and a long, killer 'Space-Funk Jam'!!
In The Days Of Yesteryear In The Days Of Yesteryear
A song about the negative aspects of being an over ambitious go-getter, and those one leaves behind in the process.
My Thang (World's Sound) My Thang (World's Sound)
An instrumental to nearly round out the "Industrial Strength" cassette-album.
Mandeaux Rex, The Celestial Dragon Mandeaux Rex, The Celestial Dragon
The story of a brave knight saving his princess from the evil Mandeaux Rex, a celestial God-Dragon.
ShakeWhatYouGot,'CauseSomeOthersGotLess!!(single) ShakeWhatYouGot,'CauseSomeOthersGotLess!!(single)
Although the ALBUM VERSION is on a Cosmic Funk Orchestra album, as a 'Single' (Nov. '89/Feb. '90), it was the FIRST 'named' 'OSMOSIS' recording. It's OBVIOUS!!
Horror Rap -album version Horror Rap -album version
This is the FULL VERSION, as promised. May I Frighten You Into Doin' What You'd Want To Do?! _
Horror Rap -single Horror Rap -single
This is actually a old Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra track from March 1985. In it's internet premier, it's being issued under the OSMOSIS banner, mainly because of it's wild sound. A 22-year-old ME, from a generation ago. Dig.
Stellaar's Secret Rendezvous (instr.) Stellaar's Secret Rendezvous (instr.)
The latest chapter in my continuing musical Sci-Fi epic, '2087-UNITED PLANETARY FUNK'
Keep It Low Keep It Low
A brand new ALBUM Mix for 2009. DO NOT ADJUST YOUR iPOD--for there is nothin' wrong!!
The Grind The Grind
HERE--after being lost for a year--is the REAL (album) version of 'The Grind'.
Evil Clauz! Evil Clauz!
Presenting a 'Santa' for our times. No Questions (or else he'll REPO that!)!!