Lauka
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Lauka is three guys, two guitars, countless bottles of Mountain Dew and loads of dumpling.
Ion is the vocalist and lyricist. He likes his pink shirt.
CC is the guitarist, backing vocalist and lyricist. Hes an asshole.
Skald is the guitarist and backing vocalist. He has a pet dragon.
The band would like some fan/hate mail because they're fun to read; they can be contacted at LaukaTheBand (squigglythingie) GMail.comBand/artist history
It's pretty long...
The Story - Dusk was fast approaching on a wintry day as a hooded figure took furtive steps towards a darkened house. The house lay in a barren valley between two immense hills.
The floorboards cracked as the figure made its way through the torch lit hallway of the house. Muffled whispers could be heard from the door farthest away, and there was a light underneath the door crack. The figure went in. There he saw LORD VOLDEMORT SEXING UP SEVERUS SNAPE! I mean, three men huddled around the fireplace talking to each other.
The soft buzz of their voices was abruptly stopped when they saw the figure make its way towards them. They bowed low and kissed the figures hand. Hail the Sexy Leprechaun! they said as the figure took off its cloak - and lo and behold - there stood the Sexy Leprechaun.
The fire crackled as they started talking. Skald went about discussing good dragon care and medieval magic with the knowledgeable Sexy Leprechaun; CC acted like and asshole and made fun of the Sexy Leprechaun (behind his back, of course). All the while Ion was busy engrossed in the latest edition of Ugly-Fat-Transvestite-Animal-Hardcore-Spankfest Monthly.
This continued on until the Sexy Leprechaun moved to the front of the fire place and said, Now, we must discuss the agenda at hand. The three men took their seats and Ion quickly cleaned himself up.
You must preach in the name of the Order of the Sexy Leprechaun, boomed the Sexy Leprechaun as he paced the room, You must tell people of the Path of the Sexy Leprechaun, I need the money.
But Sexy One, asked Skald, We have been preaching. Every toilet seat within a twelve mile radius bears your name.
Skald, the Sexy One said, Its time we expand.
And how do we do this, Sexy One? asked CC, How do we expand?
Music, the Sexy One explained, We use music.
Music? asked Ion, how do we use music?
The Sexy Leprechaun took a deep breath and said, You three must form a band. You must gain the attention of the world. You must get them interested in the Order of the Sexy Leprechaun. You must sing in the name of the Sexy One - me.
The three men looked at each other and then at the Sexy Leprechaun. The silence was heavy, even the night outside seemed to be muted. The three then looked back at the Sexy Leprechaun and said Nah. The Sexy Leprechaun gave each of them a major ass whooping until they consented. And that was how Lauka was formed.
That would have been cool. But sadly, thats not what happened.
The REAL Story - CC, Ion and Skald were buddies from school. They had a shared interest in music. And as it is to be expected, the thought of forming a band crossed their mind. The thought lay there for the longest time. Then one day out of sheer boredom, they went and recorded what was to be their first album, Black Clouds. The album had eleven tracks with names like, Mom Song, Twinkle Da Fuk Up, and Helium. A total of two people, apart from the band, heard it. Black Clouds was done completely impromptu, with no rehearsal, or even lyrics being decided before hand. It is a Vocal Comedy album with no instruments being used.
That was not to be the case with their sophomore effort, This Is My Bitch. The lyrics were the driving force, with Ion and CC writing the songs, and the rhythm was provided by guitar work from CC and Skald. The album was recorded in two days with numerous Mountain Dew, tea and MoMo breaks in between. The album can be roughly categorized as Acoustic-Comedy. Thus, Lauka was born. An illegitimate child of three dudes and a buffalo.Have you performed in front of an audience?No. Haven't and we don't have plans to as of yet.
Your musical influences
We don't really have a source of influence, but our music could be compared to Tenacious D. In that, its acoustic and dirty.What equipment do you use?
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HI LAUKA, I'M GOING AROUND REVISITING SITES OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE GIVEN ME FEEDBACK OVER THE YEARS AND YOU HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THEM (5-3-06) I KNOW I DOWNLOADED SOME OF YOUR STUFF IN THE PAST BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND IT ON MY COMPUTER ANYWHERE. MUST OF ACIDENTLY DELETED IT OR SOMETHING (OOPS). OH WELL, I DON'T MIND PADDING YOUR STATS SOME MORE REDOWNLOADING THE STUFF. BASICLY I LIKED THE BULCK OF YOUR STUFF FROM "THIS IS MY bi***". MY FAVORETS ARE "FAT ASS BE-YOTCH","28 DAYS (KINDA WISH IT DIDN'T CUT OFF THE WAY IT DOES THOW-RRRRR)","f*** HER GENTLY","TALKIN TO GOD","SEXY LEPRECHAUN (MY FAVORET AT THE MOMENT)" AND OF CORSE, "ONLY GAY ESKIMO (I TOLD YOU THAT THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE)" AS FAR AS "BLACK CLOUDS" GOES, I DOWNLOADED A FEW OF THE TRACKS BUT OVER ALL I REALY DID'NT CARE FOR IT MUCH. PROBABLY MY FAVORET OF THE ALBUM WOULD BE "RABBITS". ANYWAY, IF YOU GET A CHANCE STOP ON BY MY SITE AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. I'VE ADDED A LOT OF NEW sh*** SINCE YOU VISITED LAST. HOP