Kracka Surprise
Kracka Surprise is widely rekognized as being tha dopest rap group on the f***ing planet!! Deez bad-ass mofos could rap tha panties off a busload of nuns. Grip Cream, the furious fudgepacker, has been known to bust a beat so hard, it'll split your left nut. He's got so much game, bitches be callin' him Monopoly. Slim Scabeez is a crazy gangsta honkey from Dupont Circle, D.C. D.C. stands for Dis Colon, and that's what you be lickin' if you try to jack Scabeez. All tha Haytas across the planet try to squash their style, but the rhymes of Kracka Surprise are mo' slippery than a flounder in a tub of KY Jelly. Respect deez playas or they will run a shocker on your girlfriend. Check 'em out, fool!Have you performed in front of an audience?We play with our balls nightly. Tickets are $15 in advance, $20 at the door. Feel free to bring your favorite lube for us to use (barbeque sauce, motor oil, whale blubber, etc.). Shows last anywhere from 2 minutes to 1 hour, depending on the heat of the meat... sometimes affected by the angle of the dangle.
Your musical influences
1108 Thugz, Bo & The Diddly Suckits, Ali-G, Celine Dion, The Dr. Cockem Band, Barry White, Luther Vandross, Nappy Balls, The Pussy Baditz, N'YASS, Jesus, Tom Jones, B-Rad, Barry Manilow, and the sound of your mom's screams while I'm bumpin' her trunkWhat equipment do you use?
Colt 45, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Nati Light, gin & juice, Old English 8-ball, Special Brew, and sometimes when we be low on dat chedda... rubbing alcohol and mouthwash.All comments (1)
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Grip
@gripcream
Hi, I`m a Rapper & make a mixtape. I like your Style, your Beatz are very TIGHT! Please contact me at (mcadriano@okay.ms) I pay also for Beatz, Peace!