Josh and Tom
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12
citiwhore
Jun 02, 2004
Yes yes, in my learned musical mind, I do hear a slight homosexual tinge to the singing. It isn't exactly a lisp, per se, but a deep enjoyment the singer is experiencing, surely fantasizing about a naked Donnie Darko so much as to cause him to foget lyrics. I do approve!
assplant
May 31, 2004
I wish to comment on your "live cover" of that Tears for Fears classic "Mad World". ummm, is that singer the GAY???
opiumkid
Jan 29, 2004
I am awed by the response of my fans. I am awed in that, time and again, they prove that they have absolutely nothing worthwhile to do with their time.
Josh and Tom, on the other hand, are busy working (i.e. not working) on their upcoming (i.e. never-coming) full length, entitled "Smiling Politely: Your Guide to the Complete Jerkoffs That Surround You." Anyway, that's *my* idea.
citiwhore
Jan 27, 2004
How clever! Tattoos of apes in asses while running around! What a clever combination of already clever lyrics! Bravo, Assplant, bravo!
When shall we expect those pictures, hm?
thuranekhin
Jan 25, 2004
Excellent!
May you receive God's blessings, favor and success!
Thurane
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Thurane of New Jerusalem
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assplant
Jan 22, 2004
Citiwhore, you know nothing of what you speak! Truly, you couldn't handle a whore like me. I'm always forgetting to collect from the customer, I'm constantly high on the goof balls, AND I just absolutely ADORE Christian rock bands. What I DON'T enjoy is being humiliated in front of a rock star like Tom BY his rock co-star Josh at Mariokart. The pity I received was intolerable.
In fact, the only thing that could possibly brighten my spirits is a video of said rock stars running around naked with tattoos of apes in their asses. When should I check back for that?
citiwhore
Jan 22, 2004
I may suffer from a dearth of assplant, but at least I don't suffer from a dearth of citis or whores. That's right--at this very moment, I'm living in a major city surrounded by major hardcore whores. Can you say the same for yourself, dear assplant? Surely you don't live in a dull, provincial town like, oh--say--Tallaheehaw, FL, where the only form of entertainment is drinking oneself silly whilst surrounded by musicologists, theorists, and composers (the last group being both the most boring and bizarre). At least Josh and Tom live in Atlanta, where their creative juices may flow with the help of hardcore Atlanta whores like Andre3000, BigBoi, and Elton John. The only whores you can claim from your own city is CREED!--and they aren't even hardcore, but CHRISTIAN! Do you see where I’m getting at here? You should only be allowed a MarioKart victory when you move to a larger city and agree to make me, citiwhore, your pimp.
Now I want full-nudity pics. Will they be posted so
assplant
Jan 21, 2004
Perhaps those who criticize others' dearth problems should not throw stones, as they OBVIOUSLY live in glass houses! For who does NOT know that you, dear citiwhore, suffer from the worst dearth of all- a dearth of assplant!! That's right, you read correctly, you have no assplant! It shall always be mine! Moohahaha
Oh, and I wouldnt mind some of those shirtless pics either- pronto!
citiwhore
Jan 19, 2004
No one suffering from a dearth in perspicacity should be allowed a victory in MarioKart. And I still want shirtless pics.
assplant
Jan 18, 2004
I see you have a sophisticated audience, so I shan't hesitate in indulging my well known perspicacity in writing this message. I am interested in particular in 'tattoo girl', and a sad tale it is! Indeed, I write in the hopes of bringing to your awareness the dire mental state from which the author of that lyric undoubtedly suffers daily.
Uh-oh! My perspicacity just ran out! Now, what was I saying? Oh yes, is it too much to ask that your guests are allowed to win at least ONE round of MarioKart when visiting??
citiwhore
Jan 17, 2004
As an academic and musical curmudgeon (read: prude), I must say that I thoroughly enjoy your music. I especially love the subtle nuances created in 'Apes in the Wind' that suggest the fragility of life and predict the tragic demise of Native American culture. And with this said, I'm afraid the only other question is: will you be posting any shirtless pics?
hey josh and tom listened to your song the glass turtle. it was pretty cool, keep up the good work. -Tim E.