Incest
.:part1:the.miracle.of.birth:.
.:ping!!.hailing.from.the.incest.
capital.of.the.world,(derry),with.the
exception.of."the.canadian".from.
greece,incest.are.a.five-piece.merry.
family.
.:it.was.back.in.the.day,three.months.ago,when.two.creative.genie-asses.and.one. master-basser.by.the.names.of.dave,scruff.and.moroney.found.a.small.foetus.with
chronic.tourettes.syndrome.wandering.through.the.metropolis.of.foyleside:.
.:they.decided.to.take.him.under.their.wings.and.adopt.him.as.their.drummer.however
even.with.their.latest.addition.they.still.found.themselves.short.un.mostresticator.
(vocalist).after.several.problems.this.space.was.finally.filled.with.the.slightly.wider.jill-abusing,mickey(renamed.jack).now.that.the.force.was.with.them,a.new.obstacle.arose.
for.the.men.in.tights,having.as.much.name.as.............@!*&?.step.in.the.vertically.
challenged.germit.the.bumming.frog:.
.:although.few.are.aware.of.incest's.origins,it.was.actually.the.result.of.jeremy's.love.for.
french.swimming.bags.and.grafitti.which.culminated.into.the.now.incest.phenomenon.
with.inspiration.coming.from.such.diverse.orifices.as.the.ear.and.the.nose.as.well.as.
the.dark,scary.place:.
.:the.trio.began.to.inflict.horror.upon.derry's.population.of.old-age.pensioners.with.
their."devilishly.loud.rock.music".on.their.tour.of.retirement.homes.however.as.the.
band.has.become.such.mainsteam.musical.whores.over.the.weeks,selling.their.souls.
and.getting.naked.for.any.gig.possible.they.will.soon.be.doing.the.same.to.you.at.your.
local.muscial.entertainment.auditorium:.
.:and.they.lived.happily.ever.after:.
.:the.end:.
.:"peaceout,get.naked,make.love,smile.on.your.brother,lots.of.love..........."
.:INCEST:.
.:co-written.by.dave.and.germ:.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
explosion in the insemination station
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
yes,everywhere,yeah,when some chicks at the buncrana gig shouted "spongebob squarepants rocks", getting stopped after the gig after being recognised
Your musical influences
cky,system,silverchair
What equipment do you use?
dave (bastardometer):
vintagesg.squiertele[shesbeautifulgerm!]epiphonesg:. 35watt.kustom.amp.jim.dunlop535Qwahwah.bossGT-3:.
scruff (bastardometer):
epiphone.les.paul[with.all.inclusive.dead.frets]or.strat:. almighty.20watt.soundking.amp.metalcable.arion.cheap.ass.distortion.
and.stewards.two.pedals:.
hot brendan ( bottomfeeder)
vintage wraith bass 20watt samickamp . greencable:.
diarmuid (membranophones)
mapex v drumkit.6"+4"cowbells.sabian.hi-hats.zildjian16"+14"crashes.20"ride.mapexhardware.evansheads.vicfirthsticks:.
mickey (motresticator)
whatever.mic.i.can.get.my.dirty.hands.on:.
Anything else?
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