Incest

.:part1:the.miracle.of.birth:.

.:ping!!.hailing.from.the.incest.

capital.of.the.world,(derry),with.the

exception.of."the.canadian".from.

greece,incest.are.a.five-piece.merry.

family.

.:it.was.back.in.the.day,three.months.ago,when.two.creative.genie-asses.and.one. master-basser.by.the.names.of.dave,scruff.and.moroney.found.a.small.foetus.with

chronic.tourettes.syndrome.wandering.through.the.metropolis.of.foyleside:.

.:they.decided.to.take.him.under.their.wings.and.adopt.him.as.their.drummer.however

even.with.their.latest.addition.they.still.found.themselves.short.un.mostresticator.

(vocalist).after.several.problems.this.space.was.finally.filled.with.the.slightly.wider.jill-abusing,mickey(renamed.jack).now.that.the.force.was.with.them,a.new.obstacle.arose.

for.the.men.in.tights,having.as.much.name.as.............@!*&?.step.in.the.vertically.

challenged.germit.the.bumming.frog:.

.:although.few.are.aware.of.incest's.origins,it.was.actually.the.result.of.jeremy's.love.for.

french.swimming.bags.and.grafitti.which.culminated.into.the.now.incest.phenomenon.

with.inspiration.coming.from.such.diverse.orifices.as.the.ear.and.the.nose.as.well.as.

the.dark,scary.place:.

.:the.trio.began.to.inflict.horror.upon.derry's.population.of.old-age.pensioners.with.

their."devilishly.loud.rock.music".on.their.tour.of.retirement.homes.however.as.the.

band.has.become.such.mainsteam.musical.whores.over.the.weeks,selling.their.souls.

and.getting.naked.for.any.gig.possible.they.will.soon.be.doing.the.same.to.you.at.your.

local.muscial.entertainment.auditorium:.

.:and.they.lived.happily.ever.after:.

.:the.end:.

.:"peaceout,get.naked,make.love,smile.on.your.brother,lots.of.love..........."

.:INCEST:.

.:co-written.by.dave.and.germ:.

yes,everywhere,yeah,when some chicks at the buncrana gig shouted "spongebob squarepants rocks", getting stopped after the gig after being recognised

dave (bastardometer):

vintagesg.squiertele[shesbeautifulgerm!]epiphonesg:. 35watt.kustom.amp.jim.dunlop535Qwahwah.bossGT-3:.

scruff (bastardometer):

epiphone.les.paul[with.all.inclusive.dead.frets]or.strat:. almighty.20watt.soundking.amp.metalcable.arion.cheap.ass.distortion.

and.stewards.two.pedals:.

hot brendan ( bottomfeeder)

vintage wraith bass 20watt samickamp . greencable:.

diarmuid (membranophones)

mapex v drumkit.6"+4"cowbells.sabian.hi-hats.zildjian16"+14"crashes.20"ride.mapexhardware.evansheads.vicfirthsticks:.

mickey (motresticator)

whatever.mic.i.can.get.my.dirty.hands.on:.

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