Incest
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.:part1:the.miracle.of.birth:.
.:ping!!.hailing.from.the.incest.
capital.of.the.world,(derry),with.the
exception.of."the.canadian".from.
greece,incest.are.a.five-piece.merry.
family.
.:it.was.back.in.the.day,three.months.ago,when.two.creative.genie-asses.and.one. master-basser.by.the.names.of.dave,scruff.and.moroney.found.a.small.foetus.with
chronic.tourettes.syndrome.wandering.through.the.metropolis.of.foyleside:.
.:they.decided.to.take.him.under.their.wings.and.adopt.him.as.their.drummer.however
even.with.their.latest.addition.they.still.found.themselves.short.un.mostresticator.
(vocalist).after.several.problems.this.space.was.finally.filled.with.the.slightly.wider.jill-abusing,mickey(renamed.jack).now.that.the.force.was.with.them,a.new.obstacle.arose.
for.the.men.in.tights,having.as.much.name.as.............@!*&?.step.in.the.vertically.
challenged.germit.the.bumming.frog:.
.:although.few.are.aware.of.incest's.origins,it.was.actually.the.result.of.jeremy's.love.for.
french.swimming.bags.and.grafitti.which.culminated.into.the.now.incest.phenomenon.
with.inspiration.coming.from.such.diverse.orifices.as.the.ear.and.the.nose.as.well.as.
the.dark,scary.place:.
.:the.trio.began.to.inflict.horror.upon.derry's.population.of.old-age.pensioners.with.
their."devilishly.loud.rock.music".on.their.tour.of.retirement.homes.however.as.the.
band.has.become.such.mainsteam.musical.whores.over.the.weeks,selling.their.souls.
and.getting.naked.for.any.gig.possible.they.will.soon.be.doing.the.same.to.you.at.your.
local.muscial.entertainment.auditorium:.
.:and.they.lived.happily.ever.after:.
.:the.end:.
.:"peaceout,get.naked,make.love,smile.on.your.brother,lots.of.love..........."
.:INCEST:.
.:co-written.by.dave.and.germ:.Band/artist history
explosion in the insemination stationHave you performed in front of an audience?yes,everywhere,yeah,when some chicks at the buncrana gig shouted "spongebob squarepants rocks", getting stopped after the gig after being recognised
Your musical influences
cky,system,silverchairWhat equipment do you use?
dave (bastardometer):
vintagesg.squiertele[shesbeautifulgerm!]epiphonesg:. 35watt.kustom.amp.jim.dunlop535Qwahwah.bossGT-3:.
scruff (bastardometer):
epiphone.les.paul[with.all.inclusive.dead.frets]or.strat:. almighty.20watt.soundking.amp.metalcable.arion.cheap.ass.distortion.
and.stewards.two.pedals:.
hot brendan ( bottomfeeder)
vintage wraith bass 20watt samickamp . greencable:.
diarmuid (membranophones)
mapex v drumkit.6"+4"cowbells.sabian.hi-hats.zildjian16"+14"crashes.20"ride.mapexhardware.evansheads.vicfirthsticks:.
mickey (motresticator)
whatever.mic.i.can.get.my.dirty.hands.on:.Anything else?
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