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Shawn Keller (Likes to Have Sex) Ft Shawn Keller Shawn Keller (Likes to Have Sex) Ft Shawn Keller
He's big in all the right places, ladies.


Pornhound (Straight 'Bating) Pornhound (Straight 'Bating)
A classic from the pre-HFPR vault.


I'm a Janitor (I'm a Genius) I'm a Janitor (I'm a Genius)
Inspired by a porno called "Polishing the Shaft."

Dan Ford (Is a Dick) Dan Ford (Is a Dick)
This song is completely fictional, any similarities to real assholes or dicks is purely coincidental.

Porn Star Knuckle Shuffle (Make That Baby Gravy) Porn Star Knuckle Shuffle (Make That Baby Gravy)
How to do the dance: 1. Put your hands out like you're riding a bike. 2. Open hands half way. 3. Pull hands to body whilst closing. 4. Continue to do this in a circular motion. 5. Add pelvic thrust and generic white guy body grooves. 6. ??? 7. PROFIT


Park It Son (He's Got Parkinsons) Park It Son (He's Got Parkinsons)
Back to the Fu- Dude... What?





Happy (Fing) Birthday Happy (F*** ing) Birthday
Werd up, here's your present, birthday douche.

Web Slinga (Great Responsibility) Web Slinga (Great Responsibility)
With every great power...


Saturday Morning Funk (I Need to Bust a Nut) Saturday Morning Funk (I Need to Bust a Nut)
...on your mom's face.