Hasenyager
The Little Mer-ape The Little Mer-ape
If oceapes had evolved in a manner similar to whales from dogs.
Madame Bovary the Musical - Finale Madame Bovary the Musical - Finale
For an English project. The music really sucks, because I've never written a musical before.
Sustaining on Apples and Grapes Sustaining on Apples and Grapes
The day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees become slippery.
Blasticyst Blasticyst
I look kindly upon stem cell research because it's for science, but it is somewhat morally ambiguous... Anyway, I just wanted to write a song about blasticysts.
You Don't Really Care You Don't Really Care
About relatives who try to make smalltalk. I'm not really as bitter as the song suggests. Actually, smalltalk dispells awkward.
And My Brain Can Tell The Diff'rence And My Brain Can Tell The Diff'rence
Short simple song I made for hellzies. It's lame, but I like it.
What the Voices Said Vol. 1 What the Voices Said Vol. 1
When I'm neither asleep nor awake, I hear voices. This is the wisdom they've imparted to me over the years.
Death Defeated Death Defeated
It's the curse of the singer-songwriter to eventually write a song about how we're supposed to change the world.
Der Fuhrer's Face (Cover) Der Fuhrer's Face (Cover)
This song is pretty much public domain. Even if it wasn't, seeing as it's banned, I don't think Disney would care if someone covered it.
The Love Nazi The Love Nazi
It's the entity that forces you to repeat every cliche in existence when you're in love.
The Light Will Be Constant The Light Will Be Constant
They chopped down the tree in front of my window. I was pissed.
A Magical Childhood A Magical Childhood
Home, wreathed with all its gods; ethereal and existent; and now they're all dead.