
guanoman

Weight of Dusk Weight of Dusk
a bittersweet, melancholy piece from Tawdry Seduction Disasters. violins courtesy of my beautiful and super-talented wife.

Minor Attack of Glass Sickness Minor Attack of Glass Sickness


The Lives and Loves of Rat Men The Lives and Loves of Rat Men
rodentia biographia rendered in fuzzy micro-prog

Flirting With Invertebrates Flirting With Invertebrates
a throbbing cut from the live album 'total disintegration therapy' - available for free download at www.guanoman.co.uk


abulomsaft abulomsaft
he awoke, still in the room. all he could see were the four pulsating walls, speckled with fatty deposits. he leaned in, sweating, and tentatively tasted the nearest one. it was sweet, like roast pork, but also had a hint of fermented fruit.

Randolph Agar has 13 Toes Randolph Agar has 13 Toes
...and frankly this polydactylous aberration disgusts and appalls me.

Kanashibari in D Kanashibari in D
kanashibari is the japanese phenomenon of a night-time visit from an unfriendly spirit. ancient shinto texts say that the only way to fight the mind-melting terror they bring is to subject yourself to seven minutes of earthbound rockist abstraction.



I Skinned Richard Harris and Used Him as a Tent I Skinned Richard Harris and Used Him as a Tent
...in which guanoman gets down with his cheesy self. a version of this song with lyrics, vocals, innuendo, the lot, can be found at the soundclick site of mister robert devore.


Liger vs Salamandrill Liger vs Salamandrill
A reinterpretation of Baron Bum Blood's 'Inflatable Sabertooth Liger'.


The Taste of Burning Teeth The Taste of Burning Teeth
Another collaboration with the mighty Dross.


Lax Vobiscum Lax Vobiscum
Bombastic low-frequency action. No guitars here guv. Originally recorded for MRW44's bass-only '44 strings' project.

Gradually Sealing Every Orifice in His Head Gradually Sealing Every Orifice in His Head
A collaboration with the good people of Dross.

The 15 Deaths of Monroe Simmons The 15 Deaths of Monroe Simmons
A musical (amusical?) patchwork of 15 very short tracks recorded for Pilesar's 'Unusable Signal' project.