Grannyfist
Grannyfist is an explosion of horrible sounds that will make you wish that you were deaf
www.grannyfist.cjb.net
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Who magazine reports recently while on stress leave in indonesia: st FISTAFA has been reported to be doing fine and recovering well from a mental breakdown recently (5 retirement villages burned and numerous assults on small dogs where reported during this mental breakdown)FISTAFA told Who magazine that "I am is sorry for what I have done to the dogs but...a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do..." as for MICHEAL JACKSON I forgive him he is a nice guy at heart and did show and my siamies recently seperated tranvestite ,left over, brother...or CHUM!! as I (fistafa)like to call him... a really good time we couldn't remember for a few months but after the effects wore of we new why we both couldn't shit for so long..." apart from walking naked around the markets tasting the local delicasies. FISTAFA plans on catching with long past love SLY STALLONE for "some good times and a bit of hiden the suasage while on the dance floor...you know what I mean and maybe who knows I might accept that engagment ring he always pulls on me that'll tickle GRANNYS FILTHY FANNY DIE YOU SCAG BITCH" and with that FISTAFA departed into a sweaty indonesian brothel for some moe rn'r
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
At one show, the drummer from grannyfist passed out on stage. He had to be taken to hospital, upon arrival it was apparent that he would need his stomach pumped. The doctors and nurses were alarmed to find that the contents of the stomach pump revealed a twenty cent coin, a bic lighter, and THREE litres of sperm. He would not comment on how he came to have these contents in his stomach. He is also under investigation for holding up a sperm bank in America
Your musical influences
we like to listen to saint anger by metallica on repeat every day, it's like the shittiest album ever, that sure is something to aspire towards.
Because we like so much different music, we also happen to sound a bit like Anal Cunt, Cock and Ball Torture, Bon Jovi, Burzum, Blood Duster, Def Leppard, Anal Blast, Godfelsh, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Throbbing Gristle, BIG BLACK, Motley crue and Phil collins
What equipment do you use?
guitar, drums, microphones, sampler, mixer, computer
Anything else?
dont fart on me asshole. fuk you maggot dick i like to you know who with the old heave hoe she slowly bows down and feels a bit tighter forward to the next chapter slag spilling from the glands of mothers ass smells like buter looks like vegimite
