Gigolo Bullet
Gigolo Bullet
Like music...
only better.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Gigolo Bullet.
It's not just a band.
It's a way of life.
The B is led by a mysterious rogue known as GB or "The Bullet".
Though, Gigolo Bullet started out as a joke,
it quickly spiraled out of control - becoming a parody of itself.
Once you've had your socks rocked off by the B,
other music seems somehow...
tame.
As many who have witnessed them will explain to you,
It's something you have to experience for yourself to understand.
Words fall short of describing the indescribable rush that is...
Gigolo Bullet
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
The B is international. So far we have rocked the socks off audiences in Austin, Texas and Reno, Nevada - not to mention Dublin, Ireland.
Your musical influences
The Bullet himself is always quick to point out that this is not
"The Greatest Band in the World"
NO!
This is just a Tribute.
A typical Gigolo Bullet set consists of healthy samplings from the
band who paved the way for all who came after them - "Tenacious D".
It doesn't stop there, however.
Oh no...
In addition to classic rock covers, the B shower their audience -
with endless streams of hot, wet original material.
Offensive, yes...
But oh so tasty!
Think of what might happen if Spinal Tap and Ol Dirty Bastard had sex with an alien porn queen... their unholy conception might resemble Gigolo Bullet.
What equipment do you use?
Gigolo Bullet has all the equipment they need - swingin between their legs.
Anything else?
The truth about Gigolo Bullet
Although relatively little can be ascertained about Gigolo Bullet as "fact", we can at least help you to understand the phenomenon a little better by trying to define a few terms. By speaking the language, you will be more easily accepted into Gigolo Society.
Here are some words and phrases to add to your vocabulary.
GIGOLO BULLET - The Greatest Band in the World. Well, not really - It is just a Tribute.
THE BULLET - The fearless leader and founder of the band. The Bullet IS the band. He is the common thread that unites ALL the various chapters of the experience known as GIGOLO BULLET.
He is also known as GB, though his true identity is a closely guarded secret.THE B - This is merely a nickname for the phenomenon known as GIGOLO BULLET.
Double Team Supreme - Any combination of Gigolo B members consisting of two and including GB. Usually in reference to the scaled down "acoustic" duet version of The B. Can also be used as a verb when referring to Backstage Betty's.
Backstage Betty's - The seemingly never-ending stream of tasty babies who offer themselves willingly and unreservedly to satisfy the insatiable lust of GIGOLO BULLET members.
Rock your socks off - The main thing that The B does (besides being offensive).
The Classical Sauce - The only thing that really matters. This is the secret ingredient that gives GIGOLO BULLET it's undeniable power and seperates The B from most of the punk-ass bitches calling themselves "bands" these days. Don't bother trying to emulate it. It requires training.
Forward Playing - The greatest invention in keyboard technology since the Moog. It makes non-stop rocking possible for keyboardists. Invented by The Bullet himself, but it is Matt E who has pioneered this powerful new tool. Rock will never be the same.
Gigolo Bulletin - These are regular updates sent by e-mail to the lucky few who have been wise enough to jump on The B bandwagon while it's still on the cutting edge. Soon, everyone with an e-mail address will get them but by then, The B will be too damn trendy and will have long ago sold out.
Laser Disc Bible - The eponymously titled debut album from the greatest band in the world - Tenacious D.
