Ghetto Noodles
From the very pus-ridden bowels of the ghetto, the Ghetto Noodles cause ear-shattering damage to the unsuspecting listener. Thriving on nothing but nasty -tasting ramen noodles (10 for a dollar) these warriors of hardcore gabbber will rock and sock your mind into a mish-mash of mouldering oblivion.
Remember it's fucking HARD in the GHETTO!!!!!!
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
We started with evel steve and Mulch Rob (a.k.a. Kakarotto, a.k.a. el chivo barbudo) but Rob left to New York (DAMN all the mofo's goin' there!)
For a while it was evel steve and Nude Subterfuge.
Now it's just evel steve, ahhhhh fuck it.GHETTOO!!!!
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
No, but if we have a junkyard, some power from an nearby lamp post, and some crack whores, we'll fuck it up! Damn straight.
Your musical influences
No musical influences actually, more life experiences: no job, no car, no money, just ghetto noddles (10 for a dollar) and hardcore gabber fuckin' beats by the pound, son.
What equipment do you use?
I found a broken computer one day, hooked it up to a lamp post and started making some ramen eating,
beeach punchin',hardcore muthafuckin gabber!
Anything else?
remember: ANY supermarket.Ramen noodles.
Thrifty Maid, Top Ramen,whatever.They're only one dollar for ten of them!You can't beat that!One day, if we make it out this godforsaken ghetto we might even be able to upgrade to Cup'o'Noodles! Hell yEaH!!!
Your ghetto ain't harder than mine!!!!!Crunk!!!!!!
