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Ghetto Noodles

Hardcore muthafuckin gangsta violent gabber

10 songs
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Picture for song 'Q-Gabbert' by artist 'Ghetto Noodles'

Q-Gabbert Q-Gabbert

made only using samples from the video game Q-Bert and of course hardcore beats,KID!!!!!

Hardcore

Picture for song 'Mazingabber' by artist 'Ghetto Noodles'

Mazingabber Mazingabber

This is what Mazinger Z would sould like if he made gabber!!!!!!

Hardcore

Picture for song 'Infra-Gabber Man' by artist 'Ghetto Noodles'

Infra-Gabber Man Infra-Gabber Man

INFRA GABBER!!!!!!!

Hardcore

Picture for song 'Coffee Inspires My Gabber, but Sometimes...' by artist 'Ghetto Noodles'

Coffee Inspires My Gabber, but Sometimes... Coffee Inspires My Gabber, but Sometimes...

This is what happens when you drink too ,much coffee while writing gabber!!!!

Hardcore

Picture for song 'Son of Gangster Computer God' by artist 'Ghetto Noodles'

Son of Gangster Computer God Son of Gangster Computer God

this is like the second part to the truth MOFO!!!!!

Hardcore

From the very pus-ridden bowels of the ghetto, the Ghetto Noodles cause ear-shattering damage to the unsuspecting listener. Thriving on nothing but nasty -tasting ramen noodles (10 for a dollar) these warriors of hardcore gabbber will rock and sock your mind into a mish-mash of mouldering oblivion. Remember it's fucking HARD in the GHETTO!!!!!!
Band/artist history
We started with evel steve and Mulch Rob (a.k.a. Kakarotto, a.k.a. el chivo barbudo) but Rob left to New York (DAMN all the mofo's goin' there!) For a while it was evel steve and Nude Subterfuge. Now it's just evel steve, ahhhhh fuck it.GHETTOO!!!!
Have you performed in front of an audience?
No, but if we have a junkyard, some power from an nearby lamp post, and some crack whores, we'll fuck it up! Damn straight.
Your musical influences
No musical influences actually, more life experiences: no job, no car, no money, just ghetto noddles (10 for a dollar) and hardcore gabber fuckin' beats by the pound, son.
What equipment do you use?
I found a broken computer one day, hooked it up to a lamp post and started making some ramen eating, beeach punchin',hardcore muthafuckin gabber!
Anything else?
remember: ANY supermarket.Ramen noodles. Thrifty Maid, Top Ramen,whatever.They're only one dollar for ten of them!You can't beat that!One day, if we make it out this godforsaken ghetto we might even be able to upgrade to Cup'o'Noodles! Hell yEaH!!! Your ghetto ain't harder than mine!!!!!Crunk!!!!!!
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Electronic & Hardcore Music artist from Portland, OR. New songs free to stream or download. Add to your playlist now.