Fuckfest
AS POLITICALLY CORRECT AS RAPE
The band started in 2001 as a side project when I. Fucta was second vocalist for Goratory. Guitarist and vocalist U. Fucta (from Acephalus and Despoilment) joined I. and the two, along with a 1991 Alesis drum machine, forged on to ejaculate out 11 tracks known as "275,000 Ways To Violate Your Orifices". Each track represents 25,000 methods of doing so. I. Fucta's hot chick plowing habit held up the release of this CD because pussy is way cooler than even slam death. If you disagree you're a corndoor darting douche.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
2001-2002
I. Fucta (Lead Vocals, Guitar, Drum Programming)
U. Fucta (Vocals, Guitar)
2004-Present
I. Fucta (Vocals, Guitar, Bass)
E. Fucta (Drums - Graig from Blistered Earth)
O. Fucta (Guest Vocalist from Tortuary)
The Fest is recording a new CD with live drums tentatively entitled "Clip The Flaps, You Fucking Slop". It will be done in late 2004, and the first effort with live drumming.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Playing live is for homos. The Fest plays nowhere. I play down your pants, honey. Special moment? The special moment is when you gush, baby.
Your musical influences
Any band with slam riffs. Hot naked women. The Fest enjoys crotch shots from hot women. If it looks like someone stuffed C4 into a goldfish and detonated it, spare us the pictures.
What equipment do you use?
ESP Neckthru Custom Shop, Behringer V-Amp 2, Onboard sound --
Anything else?
I crap out my ass.
