fifty ways to kill me
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the song is called: hold a gun to my head and make me watch abortions all night and if i laugh at abortions then pull the trigger
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the song is called: put me in a gigantic cacoon so that after i come out in 9 months as a penis with butterfly wings chop off my head and feed it to nuns
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the song is called: get pregnant and then give birth in a state that allows capital punishment so that after i kill your kid i get fried
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the song is called: pretend my neck is a package in the mail from grandma and dice it open with a box cutter
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the song is called: put a kitten in a tarantula's web and if i laugh at it (which i will) feed me to a 20 foot long anaconda
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the song is called: let Pat Barry (aka fat pat) drive my car while I’m in it so he falls asleep at the wheel and drives into a telephone pole
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the song is called: put super glue on the toilet seat so that next time i have to let turds fall out of my asshole i starve to death
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the song is called: i'm going to walk into a dark room filled with people that hate me with a blindfold on, the second i turn on the lights, ATTACK!!!!
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the song is called: make me dance the official 50 ways to kill me dance (which always results in death)
