
fifty ways to kill me

1 1
the song is called: when i'm asleep pave me to the streets the night before a parade with elephants


3 3
the song is called: bring me to a church so that after i beat the shit out of a priest for trying to rape me, a cop beats the shit out of me



6 6
the song is called: make me watch full house reruns on warped vhs tapes while you feed me an m80 sandwhich

7 7
the song is called: pretend me 2 eye holes and mouth are the three holes on a bowling ball and my head is the bowling ball and go for a strike!


9 9
the song is called: make me go through 12 grades of high school so that i get so depressed in my teens that all i have to do is listen to a 50WTKM song once and i already have a way i know how im gonna end it

10 10
the song is called: chop off my penis with childrens scissors then serve it between 2 buns



13 13
the song is called: make me get gang banged by the entire clergy so my asshole starts to bleed so goddamn much that not even satan can repair it



16 16
the song is called: when i have my back turned charge at me and attack when i least expect it




20 20
the song is called: take a glass jar of salsa and break it over my knee cap then stab me in the heart with it