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Picture for song 'Sexy Monkey' by artist 'English Major'

Sexy Monkey Sexy Monkey

The monkey is a metaphor for a girl who is dancing and you want to have sex with her.

Picture for song 'Chocolate Milk' by artist 'English Major'

Chocolate Milk Chocolate Milk

This is pretty much a song about chocolate milk.

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Picture for song 'Battery Operated Tumbling Monkey' by artist 'English Major'

Battery Operated Tumbling Monkey Battery Operated Tumbling Monkey

The Engrish lyrics are read directly off the packaging for a real Battery Operated Tumbling Monkey.

Picture for song 'Homeless, Adorable' by artist 'English Major'

Homeless, Adorable Homeless, Adorable

Just me and a guitar, crying together over a beautiful crazy homeless lady.

Picture for song 'Card Carrying Jedi Knight' by artist 'English Major'

Card Carrying Jedi Knight Card Carrying Jedi Knight

I'm a giant geek.

Picture for song 'Slow Down and Eat' by artist 'English Major'

Slow Down and Eat Slow Down and Eat

Latin horns fuse with industrial rhythms to produce a mind-bending instrumental journey into the depths of awesome.

Picture for song 'Lateral Inhibition' by artist 'English Major'

Lateral Inhibition Lateral Inhibition

An examination of the dichotomies that make up our lives.

Picture for song 'Hideous, Bad Music' by artist 'English Major'

Hideous, Bad Music Hideous, Bad Music

116 years in the making...

Picture for song 'Nosferöcktu' by artist 'English Major'

Nosferöcktu Nosferöcktu

This ultra lo-fi vampire rock song segues into a Bauhaus parody with delusions of Star Wars.

Picture for song 'Désert Noir' by artist 'English Major'

Désert Noir Désert Noir

Listen in horror as I ineptly strum a tuneless banjo and sing a classic Mayhem Lettuce song in bad high school French.

Picture for song 'Worm Sign' by artist 'English Major'

Worm Sign Worm Sign

David Lynch's Dune is confusing.

Picture for song 'Spaced Out Angie Fever (Twilight Mix)' by artist 'English Major'

Spaced Out Angie Fever (Twilight Mix) Spaced Out Angie Fever (Twilight Mix)

Witness the madness of Angie. What a kook.

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Alternative & Goth Rock Music artist from Port Byron, IL. New songs free to stream or download. Add to your playlist now.