Emerett and Nikolai
We are Emerett and Nikolai. Our real names? No. Hardly. Keep your penguin groping soul away from our fresh scented garbage by listening to our entire collection of law abiding tunage. That's right. Tunage. You heard me. Tunage. You dig? Keep coming back for some more smooth melodies...Tunage.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Ever since the 1960s, Emerett and Nikolai have plagued the nation with melodies that make you rock while crying.
We jumped on the train that is now known as the greyhound bus line, and mailed ourselves to each other in a spiritual bond that erupted in spontaneous wild tunage. That's right. Tunage. Don't suppress those feelings my Asian sweetheart...
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Once, in part of a church, and yes, it was pretty special. You know the feeling...right? Nice.
Your musical influences
Well we like Donkey Kong, Beethoven, the beets kick serious ooftang, and lest we forget Anal Pudding. You guys are the greatest band ever...That's right. Tunage.
What equipment do you use?
Fruity Loops, that's right, the drums aren't real.
Fender Toronado
Morley wah pedals
Estrogen
Monster Cables
Shure Microphone
Anything else?
Take E and N's advice: life is as fun as you make it, so make it fun moron.
