DJ Shattered Bubble Wrap AKA Jesse Appell
I've decided to be like a real rapper: no-talents who take other peoples music and change the lyrics, then take full credit. I take instrumentals and make lyrics as parodies, and do other comedy acts.
My first album came out on the first of June, 2K4 named Julia Raps. For those who do not watch the food network, the Julia from Julia Raps is actually Julia Child, the old redheaded senile cook who died at the age of 101. Julia Raps is a hilarious collection of rap instrumentals, layered together with new lyrics in my Julia Child Impression, which totally bashes the idiotic people who write mainstream rap music. Several songs are availible to listen to (track list below). My reccomendation is "I'm just frickin' old," Which makes fun of the song, "I don't wanna know," by Mario Winans.
For order information, click the idiot-proof "e-mail me" sign that should be somewhere on your right. I accept orders thorugh pay pal. For shizzle.
Tracklisting:
* = click the "music" link to sample these tracks
1. It's a Pimple (In Da Club Parody)*
2. Why do rappers say yo?
3. The Real Julia Child (The Real Slim Shady Parody)
4. I'm Just Freakin' Old (I Don't Wanna Know Parody)*
5. Julia Likes Drugs (Ghetto Superstar Parody)*
6. Julia Gone Mulilingual
7. Julia Goes To Foxwoods
8. Julia Vs. Super Mario
9. Rap Superstar (Parody of Cypress Hill's version)
10. Julia Rambles* (BRACE YOURSELF...LISTENING TO MORE THAN 3 MINTUES OF THIS COULD MAKE YOU MUCH, MUCH STUPIDER, BUT TRY TO LISTEN TO THE PART ABOUT MTV'S, "PIMP MY RV.")
SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY HOMIES IN COMPTON.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
I originally bet $5 to act like Julia Child all day. Now I have a stutter.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
I plan to play live in "Battle of the Bands," though I first need to find idiots who are good enough to play music but weak enough to succumb to my will.
Your musical influences
My musical influence is Mr. Demarest, who was the most whacked out english teacher ever. He spent a whole unit on "black baseball"
What equipment do you use?
I use top notch, $0 vocal cords with a lifelong guarrentee.
Anything else?
Go to animesuki.com to get your weekly naruto fix, don't trust anyone named Georgio, and slap anyone who gets close enough to lick you.
Also, go down to the crossraods: there's new Toyotas there to see.
