Dilithium Tourdes

Connie Phelps and Jason Bigley Connie Phelps and Jason Bigley
An incredibly fast song in the vein of breakbeats that really demonstrates the darkest workings of Dilithium Tourdes.

Workout Time for the 80's Workin' Man Workout Time for the 80's Workin' Man
A man trains to be the best around. Confidences exudes from all orifices.

To Murder a Boop To Murder a Boop
Inspired by Poe's Telltale Heart, To Murder a Boop reveals the story of a young man who was hiding something of his own from the law.

King of the Horse Cock Nutrient Eaters King of the Horse Cock Nutrient Eaters
A guy breaks down his love for horse meat in a rather splendid piano-fueled rhythmic ditty.

O.O.O (An Ancient Native American Ritualistic Chan O.O.O (An Ancient Native American Ritualistic Chan
An ancient chamber song of the Plains Indian tribes.

The Death of Rosa Parks (And the Bus That Hit Her) The Death of Rosa Parks (And the Bus That Hit Her)
The story of two flavors of the weak (Rosa Parks and the Avian Bird Flu) on a high seas adventure which ends tragically when one of them blows up.

Pretending to Be an Uncle from Out of State Pretending to Be an Uncle from Out of State
A deep heartwarming song about a guy's love for the innocence of a young child and exactly how far he'll go to get what he wants: a young child.

A Shipshaveler's Tale (Aboding in the Twilight) A Shipshaveler's Tale (Aboding in the Twilight)
The second in the Shipshaveler Trilogy, a collection of haunting piano songs dealing with a young man and his amazing love for the high seas.

Everything the Light Touches Everything the Light Touches
An in-depth look at the connection between post-death and an invented scenario involving the wise Olmec, ancient stone face that gives clues to enter the temple.

Tactile Fetishes Excluding Spandex (Lemonado-Despe Tactile Fetishes Excluding Spandex (Lemonado-Despe
A happy song that yearns for peace and equality.

Baby Refueling Station in Bespin Baby Refueling Station in Bespin
Just a guy with a small hint of a chimneysweeper accent talking about his fondness for baby adventures using a Star Wars reference.

That dk is Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge and That d**k is Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge and
A special ode to a certain anthropomorphic rabbit that stole my heart on a fateful night.

Ghoulish Graveyard Haunt-o-ween Spookhouse 1994 Ghoulish Graveyard Haunt-o-ween Spookhouse 1994
A frighteningly ghoulish encounter with some of the resident spirits, as told through the element of a funky cabaret style piano melody.

O Heavenly Fatros, Grant The Meak Your Gracesome H O Heavenly Fatros, Grant The Meak Your Gracesome H
A loyal follower proclaims her love for her own personal hero and explains why it is important to have Him in your life.

Fly Guys of the Airplane Kinds Fly Guys of the Airplane Kinds
A man revels in his new found romance with the perfect guy, realizing that true love can feel like flying. Things go sour, though, and our hero takes a new outlook on life.

Bibby the DJ Cat's Wonderful Dance Party Bibby the DJ Cat's Wonderful Dance Party
Bibby the cat is having a party. Are you invited? If you're important enough, you are.