Detsorgsekalf
Ducks, Jeopardy, Carpathian winter enslaving your soul, poor people not welcome. This is a small sample of things to come.
Hail! Detsörgsekälf is the grimmest band to ever walk the face of this planet! We will eat your babies for breakfast. While reigning from the from the highest peaks of Carpathia and Norway at the same time. You may ask how that's possible - it's not. While we reign over your putrid souls, we play video games, burn churches and help the elderly, for it is all tr00 and grim.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Formed in the year 2004 AJLADINTNOBMAP (After Jesus' Long Awaited Death In The Name Of Black Metal And Pirates), the Carpathian Gods of blasphemy gave birth to Four Beings of grim and tr00ness with a slight specialization in baking. The four allied themselves with Necrotron, the digitizer of man (Varg's killing black metal machine from 2054), to cause violence and chaos amidst copious amounts of cinnamon rolls.
These fierce mead-swilling warriors will wreck havoc on your puny ears before you can say "Hellhammer!"
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Detsörgsekälf has played two live shows. If we played any more, Toronto would collapse under the intense evil emanating from our music.
Your musical influences
"It has been a long time since a release hurled me back to the days of early Emperor and Immortal when the Norway black metal scene was alive and in chaos, but Tr00 Grim Warriors Ov The Necrokkvlt does just that and I thank the band for it." - excerpt from Unrestrained! review
What equipment do you use?
We use your hearts, strung on rusted barbed wire.
Anything else?
Shirts, cds and free live video can be obtained by emailing the band at:
detsorgsekalf_band@yahoo.com
http://devoted.to/detsorgsekalf
