Dead Morticians (US)
The Dead Morticians consist of The Funeral Director and The Surgeon. This is what happens when two demented minds locked in a morgue 24 hours a day collab on a musical project. Raw, dark, deadly cuts. Just like you like 'em. Bloody horror music is the key. Genocide is the doorway.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Surgeon was born the bastard son of a half jackyl half carnie freak. The Funeral Director was concieved in a small storage crate which housed illegal immigrants as they were shipped across the Atlantic. As young boys they escaped their cages and falsified documents to gain employment as morticians, eventually forging their employers wills before cannibalizing them and inheriting the morgue in which they now reside.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
We do shows for the corpses in the morgue. To avoid arrest, we don't go outside much, other than to collect another body or three. For now, just get our music on here so we can buy more scalpels and embalming fluid.
Your musical influences
dead bodies make us happy.
What equipment do you use?
scalpels, bonesaws, all surgical steel utensils.
