
Da Shizzla
just me, Da Shizzla. Da Shizzla. I do Stupid Stuff, make stupid songs, and make a joke of life. yeah. listen and download my songs with pride.
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I Am High I Am High

The Modern-Age Child Pornographer (Fay-Abiable Ver The Modern-Age Child Pornographer (Fay-Abiable Ver
The Fay-Abiable version of my old song The Modern Age Child Pornographer.

The M.A.C.P. Dance Remix The M.A.C.P. Dance Remix
The Modern-Age Child Pornographer DANCE REMIX. its actually quite dancy. And instead of being about the other guy, its about Michael Jackson so its school appropreate!!!!!! YAY

Hitler Techno (feat. Da Hittmann a.k.a. Hitler) Hitler Techno (feat. Da Hittmann a.k.a. Hitler)
Techno song. Hitler a.k.a. Da Hittmann busts some rhymes in this ghetto/electronic/gengsta techno song. this is his first time rapping so give him a break.

I'm Too Ghetto (feat. P.killa) I'm Too Ghetto (feat. P.killa)
I'm not too sexy... but i am wayyyyy to ghetto. P.killa recorded this song with me.
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i'm Da Shizzla. i'm actually Jordan but no i'm not... yeah. when i get grounded i write stupid songs because i'm bored. and some other times too. idk what else to say. i write stupid songs and i make a joke of life. thats it.
so yeah. the song "My Rap" is from my first CD "My Rap Stuff and Some Other Stupid Shit That I've Wasted My Free Time Making and You're Wasting Your Time Listening To so HA! Yeah Life Sucks... I Dont Know Why but It Just Works That Way". it was actually the first song that i recorded. ever. so eat it. please.
Some songs like, "Detachable Penis", "Candy Shop", and "Doesn't Remind Me", are from my new CD "Detachable Penis - EP". that CD is the shit. in a good way. it's my EP album and it's amazing. so eat that too.
i am currently working on a third CD. i dont know what it's gonna be called. but it sure as hell will be interesting. so you can just save your appetite for when that one comes out.
Your idol,
Da Shizzla
Have you performed in front of an audience?
ehhhh... no. unless you count little "samples" for my friends at school.
Your musical influences
uhhhh, well I guess Weird Al is a big one. he kicks ass. and comedians in general also.
What equipment do you use?
Fender Strat, Washburn WI-64DL, Alvarez acustic/electric, Garcia Classical guitar, a basic PercussionPlus drumset, a Roland-ED M-10 10 channel 5 stereo mixer, a Shure microphone, and a recording program called "Audacity 1.3".
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Comments (4)
Just checking out the comedy bands.You got some funny sh*t stay up.
Hey man!
Dude, your songs are halarious! We were all cracking up during the modern-day child pornographer. But who's that guy you're singing about? Haha. We also love Candy Shop, G-uintr emix, and My Rap. None of us like rap at all. But your versions of the songs are halarious.
Fruit Can Be Fun! is probably the most creative song ever. "Fruit is magical just like michael jakson". Hahaha. And the little high-pitched voice in the background is so funny. It just starts totally randomly. Which makes the song so awesome.
Hit us up at thelastdeception@hotmail.com when you finish your new cd. We would love to hear it.
Keepp up the great work!
Rock on!
TLD
Hey, thanks everyone who checks out my stuff. If you like it, send me an email at gonsfootball@yahoo.com
thanks
~Da Shizzla
Well I do a radio show on www.radiosatan666.com The stuff he does would be funny but he needs to tone his microphne down and to back off the distirtion.
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