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Get That Gift Horse Out of My Backyard Get That Gift Horse Out of My Backyard
"That horse ain't nothin' but trouble! It ate all my carrots and kicked the pumpkins into the street! Now why would I want to look in its' mouth? I bet you haven't brushed its' teeth since Jimmy Carter was president."
Nothing Seems Unusual Nothing Seems Unusual
Two undercover cops are sitting in a car on a stakeout. A motorcycle goes sailing by. "Did you see that? Some nut was riding backwards and juggling steak knives!" "Ah, when you've been on the force as long as I have, nothing seems unusual anymore."
When the Clocks Disappeared When the Clocks Disappeared
Strange things had been happening at the factory for years. When the clocks disappeared, no one gave it much thought. People started talking after the sun stayed out for 3 days straight, however.. Has time really stopped, and for how long?
The Beautiful Doughnut The Beautiful Doughnut
Sometimes all it takes to get you through the day is a doughnut waiting at home. Of course, it doesn't hurt if the doughnut is double chocolate.
The Weight of The Sky The Weight of The Sky
"Why don't you go anywhere during the day?" "All that sunlight, man. The sky gets too heavy." "What about when the clouds are out?" "Don't get me started on the clouds. You can't trust 'em. They've let me down before."
Late Shift at the Terminal Cafe Late Shift at the Terminal Cafe
He's been working nights at the local dive for a few years now. Most of the time it's pretty quiet. The few customers he does see are from the bus station or the industrial area down the block.
Rainfall in the City Tonight Rainfall in the City Tonight
He decides to head downtown and do some people-watching. As he arrives, it starts to rain. Everyone runs for cover, but he just keeps walking. Most of the stores are closed, but the mystery makes them more interesting.
The Answer is C The Answer is C
He awakens to find himself taking a test in school. "I've already graduated, I don't even need to be here!" Just as he's about to leave a classmate whispers, "The Answer is C". He ignores him and continues out the door, putting on his Walkman.
Destination: X Destination: X
Some people don't know where they're going in life, and others know but can't figure out how to get there. Maybe a cross-country road trip would do the trick, he thinks.
Deadly Nightshade Deadly Nightshade
A couple gets a letter in the mail. George says, "Hey, it's from my Uncle Angus. He passed away and left us his house in the country." "Sounds wonderful. Let's go there tonight," Susan responds, with excitement in her voice.
Meet Me Tonight at the Old Warehouse Meet Me Tonight at the Old Warehouse
The title refers to a movie where the main character gets an anonymous phone call. It ends with the words, "Tell no one." Against his better judgement, he goes to meet this person. Now our story begins...
dancing in a shoe store dancing in a shoe store
You'll find more twists and turns than the Monte Carlo Grand Prix here. The title refers to a good friend of mine who dances when she tries on shoes.
A Winter Afternoon in Prague A Winter Afternoon in Prague
This was going to be a cross between Skinny Puppy and early Front Line Assembly, but that disappeared early on. The title refers to a mix of Eastern and Western European styles. Angelo Badalamenti's influence manages to make an appearance as well.
Transeuropean Railway Transeuropean Railway
I came up with this song while trying to play Unkle's "Bloodstains". Somehow, it ended up sounding like Kraftwerk if they wrote the music for the first Terminator movie.
Rings of Saturn Rings of Saturn
You could describe it as Black Tape for a Blue Girl mixed with the X-Files and a little Twin Peaks.
