crunkbear
Imagine you are camping with a cooler full of Crunk Juice. Now imagine that a bear tore apart that cooler and drank all of the crunk juice, that is my band.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Basically the band started after the crunk bear incident. We were just chillin' mourning the loss of our precious Crunk Juice, and my man DJ Vic said "Yo when that bear was crunk he was making mad beats, and he whispered to me 'If you make them, they will sell' so let's make some beats" mind you, DJ Vic had just downed an entire bottle of Absinthe and he was messed up, but I digress. Anyways, we've been making beats since 1935.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
I'll play live if it's in a forest.
Your musical influences
Crunk Bear of course, Die Toten Hosen, Lil Jon and one of the Eastside Boys, Heidi Klum, and Flogging Molly.
Anything else?
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
