crunkbear
Just me, crunkbear, but I'm always looking for more people to get crunk.
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Hot Fusion 2 Hot Fusion 2
Coast to Coast Coast to Coast
Hot Fusion Hot Fusion
Bellagio Bellagio
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Imagine you are camping with a cooler full of Crunk Juice. Now imagine that a bear tore apart that cooler and drank all of the crunk juice, that is my band.Band/artist history
Basically the band started after the crunk bear incident. We were just chillin' mourning the loss of our precious Crunk Juice, and my man DJ Vic said "Yo when that bear was crunk he was making mad beats, and he whispered to me 'If you make them, they will sell' so let's make some beats" mind you, DJ Vic had just downed an entire bottle of Absinthe and he was messed up, but I digress. Anyways, we've been making beats since 1935.Have you performed in front of an audience?I'll play live if it's in a forest.
Your musical influences
Crunk Bear of course, Die Toten Hosen, Lil Jon and one of the Eastside Boys, Heidi Klum, and Flogging Molly.Anything else?
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.Contact
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crunk sh*** maine but if you need SOME REAL HARD ASS DIRTY DIRTY SOUTH CRUNK sh*** THEN CHECK ME OUT FA SHO $25-65 THA CHEAPEST CRUNKEST HARDEST BEATS EVA
These are some dope beats im just startin but u should check my stuff--- peace and 1--the Dbear
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