Count Floyd
It's an acquired taste.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
My father placed his penis inside of my mother's vagina and started pushing it in and out. After a while (they were already married, so surely it was a while) he ejaculated. His semen contained only one sperm, and that was me. I was born, and grew into a handsome young man. I did normal things, like fucking and drinking, playing in bands with people, until one day I discovered the internet. I paid no attention. A little while later I rediscovered it. First came the occult, then came a $20 mic from radio shack, then came count floyd in a baby carriage.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
No.
