Cosmo Blunt'D
After gettin kicked off my planet for sodomy and slingin alien crack, I was cruisin the galaxy bumpin mad beats, rapin and enslavin planets and bein an overall douchebag nuisance to the universe. I was havin fun bangin martian bitches shootin up mo fuggas but one day I was too fucked up drivin my spaceship and crashed into this big blue planet full of dumb mo fuggas and ugly bitches. I figured this place was way too stupid to be enslaved so I decided to start spittin some rhymes to get my frustration about bein stuck on this piece of shit planet. I kidnapped this mo fugga named GANGBANGSTERS and told him to make me beats or I would bite his fuckin head off. Together we make music for the soundtrack of bein an asshole
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
I'm a 7 foot 300 hundred pound rhyme spittin beast with blue skin, what the fuck else is there to it?!
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
All the time, if only your earthling laws could understand that excessive nudity and violence is essential to a Cosmo Blunt'D show, then I would play more. But everytime I do some mo fuggas shut us down
Your musical influences
The grinding noise your UFO makes when you spill pimp juice in it
What equipment do you use?
My 4 different vocal chords
Anything else?
Eat our beatz BITCH!
