Colonic Blast
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*Adults Only, We use potty-dirty-mouth!*
This band is the most brutal, despicable, disturbing mock-death metal band in the world! Colonic Blast! is lead by two musical/lyrical geniuses; Hellscream and Baron Von Kümstain.
Hellscream- Vocals/Bass/Lyrics.
Baron Von Kümstain- Vocals/Guitar/LyricsBand/artist history
Born from a flaming pit in hell, Hellscream is a beast, born from clay, and arisen to Earth to destroy nations, hurt/touch animals, and administer major boo-boos.
Baron Von Kümstain was a German leader in the 17th century and slaughtered many women and children before being decapitated and sent to the same flaming pit of hell that Hellscream is from. That is where they met.Have you performed in front of an audience?Not Yet, but We'll clobber Brutal Erection!
Your musical influences
Gwar, Death Metal, Black Metal, Brutal Metal, Porn, Comedy, Cartoon, and Potty Humor.What equipment do you use?
Shure Mics, Epiphone SG guitar, Yamaha Bass, Peavey PA, and Compaq Presario.Anything else?
If you've read any of the above, you should know we are a joke. If anything you hear offends you, we probably did our job. However, we do know where the line between bad taste and just rotten-ness is. We try to straddle, but never cross it.
Enjoy. Take a joke, Don't take offense.
251 plays
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4,200 views
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