COLABO & BYRD

We are two rappers who are sick of you commercial rappers talking about your cars,money,and your bitches. We know ya'll got nice things cause we bought them for you when we purchased your album thinking ya'll would have more to talk about then the same old shit. We are tired of line after line of weak ass lyrics and lame punchline rhymes. Colabo did a year in prison and read nothing but a Websters dictionary.Byrd did 6mths at the same time doing the same shit. If you ain't got a high vocabulary that stretches past everyday words, then you shouldn't be making albums. We promiss ya'll nothing but originality and versitality verse after verse after verse. Every song we switch up rhyme scheemes.Colabo loves the beats to build up by continously changing the sounds of the rhythem until it builds up like a fukn grand finalle at the end of most songs.Many songs we make take off from the get go with nothin but lyrics.We feel some of our songs are so hard they don't need a catchy chorus to make up for the lack of intelligence displayed throughout the rest of the song(like Nelly).And our delivery...HA Let's not go there!Let's just quit readin this stupid shit about us and just download the shit!

Colabo and Byrd met in junior high in band class. We were both drummers(which is why our beats are rediculouslly sickining!)WE have been best friends since.Colabo spent a year in prison at the same time Byrd was doing six months.We both wrote verses and sent them back and forth during that "vacation".When we got out we bought enough equipment to create,record,and package the music and that's been it.We did Digital Rhyme Scheme one night after we cane home from the club salty about all the wack shit that is being played these days. It was a freestyle and we took out the wack shit and kept the good.Skipped the bullshit cheesy chorus nonsence and got right to the point and finished the song. We did the song for the purpose of displaying it on the net and that was it.When we saw how many people were downloading us off of rapstation.com we made some copies and put them in a few stores,and within a week all 100 copies sold out.We laugh every day at the sales and the downloads from this song because we did it for this exact reason."If rappers can come out with some bullshit"we said to ourselfs, "then we'll do a song with no time involved at all and make it sell better than these fake ass rappers out.And so far every single copie I make sells out.This is halarious to us because this song was a fukn joke and that was it, Now I'm paying my rent off the shit.So just wait till we hit heads with the real deal.Digital Rhyme Scheme is a joke compared to the traks that we haven't put out on the net!I guess I don't trust the net.The last thing we want is to hear one of our beats on a HOT BOYS song or some shit.Then we'll have to become violent and ya'll don't want that believe me yo!

NO, Because there isn't enough places to perform at.And when there is a show for local groups it's usually put together by lame rappers who we could not associate ourselves with.You feel me!I mean nobody is original around here except for Macy Grey and she ain't even rappin.They all try to be something they are not,and I refuse to be on stage with those lames.

Intelectual rappers who use big punchwords.Wu-Tang,Duck Down Productions click,Blacksheep,Biggie Smalls,Eminem. We love acid jazz(trip hop)and funky blues pianoes,guitars.East Flow

That's our secret and we plan to keep it like that ya'll!

FLATOUT.....We are underground rap. You'll find that our beats progress throughout each song and the instruments keep comin and comin till it's like a fukn grand finalle of raw ass sound at the end of MOST songs.Sometimes we don't spend much time on the beat beacause we want you to surcum to our lyrics instead. Some songs don't have chorus's. We don't need a catch phrase to make up for lame lyrics because we don't spit wack shit. Oh Yea...I almost forgot to mention that we are white! PEACE!!!