Chocolate Love Box

i am the chairman of the bored. the mystery of mr.e. mick swagger. jack purple. the boy with his t-shirt on in the pool. the self indulgent half-truths of where i come from and what i've been through are rather dull and mundane at best. alas, here i am. lets see where i will go.

i was i am and i forever shall be... until i die anyways.

not really. i play undead. so zombie-esque shows are how i roll.

david bowie, the white stripes, nirvana, gill, boys that makeout with each other.

i would love to make babies with taylor hanson.