Children of Science
BadAlbert Theme BadAlbert Theme
Keeping YouTube Safe. All the way from Scottish Space. And his bad show.
Dipatcher Theme 1 Dipatcher Theme 1
(Unfinished) Up from Frogs (Unfinished) Up from Frogs
Not done, but maybe it will get done
(Unfinished)Teaching Patience in One Easy Seminar (Unfinished)Teaching Patience in One Easy Seminar
(Unfinished) Are You Being Served? (Unfinished) Are You Being Served?
Sideways, Like a Crab Sideways, Like a Crab
A new version of a song I wrote in 1997. Back to the eggs, back to the Rock n Roll.
Mother Fletcher Mother Fletcher
One of the more ballanced Pixies/Wire/Kinks influenced tracks in my repertoire
I Don't Think I Want You, Lover I Don't Think I Want You, Lover
Yeah, there are an awful lot of those people whose charming aspects are just totally mired in bullshit
No Telling How to Tell No Telling How to Tell
Yeah, it's the dialogue of a secret collaboration between all the gods of 70s Weird Rock
Getting Me Ready for a Long Day at War Getting Me Ready for a Long Day at War
If you aren't fighting a battle a day, then you are fired. I'm sorry to be the one to have to break it to you. With guest Keyboarding by Jennifer "Nutri-Grain(R) Bar" Nieberlein.
My Animal My Animal
A little dark mood, a little delay, and a lot of fuzz-bass go a long way on this alien-reggae track
Correct Me, Girl Correct Me, Girl
This was originally intended to be an Animatronics demo, but then GOD spoke to me, saying, "Take up thy newest track and walk... like an Egyptian!" I always did fing Him funny. Too bad Nietzsche killed Him.
On Your Scene On Your Scene
Some of these 'love' songs were just so wasted... They were mostly written to ragdolls and half-man/half-monkey-type creatures
This Should Help You Sleep This Should Help You Sleep
Yo, this just in... pizzeace in the hizzouse
All Pierced Up All Pierced Up
People kept comparing this to Madness (I guess they are the only band zany enough to accent the up-beat), but I think it's more of a McCartney number