Chicken McNoggin
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Like a gallon of milk accidentally spilled into the carpeting -- you can never quite get rid of the smell without drastic measures. If it was a temperature, it would be 100.1 Fahrenheit, just at that sickly feeling point but not bad enough to keep you from having to go to work. It feels like honey on sandpaper. It tastes like a sweat bee in your soda. You leave here not knowing if it's good or bad, but being sure that time has passed and you'll never get it back.Band/artist history
We grew up as chickens in 1999, and in 2000 we were sent off to the slaughterhouse. However, our heads accidentally ended up in the part of the factory where McDonald's gets their Chicken McNuggets and we went off. We went to a restaurant in California where we got deepfried and bought by some lady. She was quite rude, acting all grossed out and everything and suing the restaurant, but she kept posing with us for pictures so I don't think she got much money. Anyway, after a couple of years the fame wore off and we decided to start making music. And here we are.Have you performed in front of an audience?We've been dead for quite a few years. Fortunately we haven't been eaten yet. The high point was when we were discovered back in 2000, but then after the scandal wore off, we thought we should get real jobs. So we tried music.
Your musical influences
I'll always remember the sound of being inside the chicken processing factory. That and the sound of being deepfried. I think those stuck with me the most.What equipment do you use?
That's our little secret for now.Anything else?
Yeah! In case you didn't already figure it out, the persona is an utter joke. However, we wish to remain anonymous for now, but we wanted to share our sonic experiments with you. If you like old-school industrial or dark ambient, this should be right up your alley.
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