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Charlie Sluggets

Tucson, AZ  USA
September 30, 2005
199 plays
8,651 views
I think I'm tight...SO I'M TIGHT. I'm here to show moral support to all the dope involved in the war on said dope.
Band/artist history
Once upon a time, Mary and Guy Bailey learned that after you tell a certain amount of people about the baby, you throw away your only hope of a "take-back"...the hard way. Charlie Sluggets' mom and pop could only imagine abortion after his early phone sex bills (from his time in the womb) put Pops Sluggets out of his mansion and into the Amishly plain (and Amishly large) home Charlie grew up in. Of course they could only imagine it. They went on good faith and told like, a million of their friends. Mr. and Mrs. Sluggets were no fans of small or tiny children, but they also knew that there wouldn't be enough ditches OR stitches to neutralize all of the snitches they were now faced with. "My old man used to say, 'having a baby is a very special situation. that baby comes out of one hole, gets thrown INTO a hole, and, easy as a weed, goes ahead and grows into a ripe, healthily-developed problem.' The moral of that parable, of course, being 'abortion is a smoother and quieter process than murdering babies after the fact'"
Have you performed in front of an audience?
Yeah I fiend playing live, so if you're in Tucson put me on the fuckin bill before I go nuts.
Your musical influences
Kids in my own neighborhood taught me that the next hype might live on your block. That person DID sorta live on my block. He taught me that I'll be useless as a human being if I option "drug addict" as a serious career move. The girl I gave my heart to is one third or so of those who showed me how to discern good and bad human beings. She also inspired the idea in my head that emo could be tapped for content and underlying mentality for a rap record, as a serious and professional technique. Devin the Dude proved you can be hilarious and perfectly solemn or serious in one track. I taught myself everything-the-fuck-else. Marijuana is a FLOODGATEWAY drug. Idiots, Geniuses, Heroes, and Villains-- none of them are EVER an absence when drugs are involved. God forbid you have one of each in the same room the house is liable to catch fire.
What equipment do you use?
Mapp Gas, Propane, or a Propane-Oxygen infusion of gas known as Acetyline... you need some of them incense from the dollar store cuz they come in glass tubes which make good starting points for blowing a piece out of. Not all know how to do it, but if you CAN'T LEARN how to be proficient in the art, you've doped off an important percent of brain matter, and you're ready to go retarded ("at last", some say)
Anything else?
If someone says you or something you hold dear is "weird", that person is ashamed of their insecure existence and mad at God for not making him/her as tight as you. Put that boy or girl in the fuckin' ground the very second they expose these downfalls to you with disrespect, and take your secret with you to the grave, homeboy, cuz' any self-respecting circle will hem up a snitch and handle them like in Stephen King-offensive kinds of ways.
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Tucson, AZ  USA
September 30, 2005
199 plays
8,651 views
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