Captain Frenchy la Touche and his gay pirate band
Captain Frenchy la Touche and his gay pirate band make extreme metal "pirate-core" sea shanties. The are True and Kvlt Pirates and they drink rum all the time and pillage the fuck out of everyone.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
1787: Captain Frenchy la Touche invents music.
1788: He then creates sea shanties, while pillaging the fuck out of some native civilisation.
1789: "music" takes off and land lubbers begin to seing of nautical adventures, which are lies.
1790: To try and destroy the posers who singing faggy shanties, Captain frenchy and his crew create pirate-core. The most extreme sea shanties ever heard on ANY of the four seas.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
No. we are always at sea or pillaging, or in a whore house.
Your musical influences
No one. we are pionneers.
What equipment do you use?
cutlesses and rum. and beards. whores.
Anything else?
If you don't like our music, it is because you are a land lubber, or a poser. AARGGGGHHHHHH!
