Butt Festival Featuring the Crotch Masters
We are Butt Festival Featuring the Crotch Masters and we like skeet long time.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
ONCE UPON A TIME in scott browns basement, the following total jackasses/outcasts of society/revolutionary members of society/fantastic musicians of skeet poop came together to form the most ORGASMIC ORGASM EVER TO MANIFEST ITSELF IN MUSICAL FORM. this is the product of their genius.
BUTT FESTIVAL FEATURING THE CROTCH MASTERS IS:
Scott Brown
Eric Meyers
Zack Marsh
Mike Scranton
Ben Hicks
Steve Maggio
Joe Benicasa
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
i play live. in your moms vagina. i like it. one special moment is when i shit on your wall because your mom is tall.
Your musical influences
Enya, Usher, Brian McNight, Abraham Lincoln, Karl Marx, MY MAN TROTSKY IN DA HOUSE! Pete Seeger, Madonna, A Flock of Seagulls, INXS, The Farts of McFire, REM, Kelly Clarkson, JUSTIN GUIARDINI! Clay Aiken, BRITNEY SPEARS, the SKEATles, Yoko Ono, Richard Wright (the techno period), John Coltrane (before he got clean) and most importantly, Michael Bolton.
What equipment do you use?
what equipment DON'T we use?
Anything else?
no. stop asking questions you pokey asshole
