Burf Nation
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Welcome to the Burf Nation. This is a world where everything you know as right is wrong and what you know of as wrong is cheesecake. Unleash your inner Burfist and feel liberated and inebriated. There are no exceptions in the Nation. Feel Free to Burf it Up. Enjoy!
Rofus,
The Rev. Cleeveland Steemer
Felcher
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Like I said there was a lot of fucking going on.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
No. We exert the life forces upon the willing sacrificial audiences.
Your musical influences
Rick James, Bitch! And don't forget George Micheal and Vanilla Ice! Ice Cream is pretty good too.
What equipment do you use?
The skin flute and alot of lube. Oh, do you mean the music? Well in that case it's all just magic like Merlin, Bitches!
Anything else?
I hoppupallupona motherfuckin Zamboni, like Yankee fuckin Doodle and his pony Macaroni!
Thus Quote the Burf, Lay more whores.
