brandon simmons

Just what I need! Something else to fill the rest of my time! Rapping! This is going to be terrible...

There once was a man who put a quarter in a 25 cent machine. This man then twisted the nob and, in one of those plastic almost eggs, came out the weirdest little boy you'd ever meet. He liked anime and science. Then he discovered video games. Then he discovered a little band by the name of Mr. Bungle and it was the best thing he ever heard! He found love! Then he found drugs! Then he got sober. Then he had kids! Then he turned 21! Then he wanted to rap...............

Lyrically: Jamie Madrox, Eminem, Mike Shinoda, Hospin, Tech N9ne, Chevelle, mc chris, and Del Tha Funky Homosapien.

Musically: Mr. Bungle, Dan the Automator, Peeping Tom, The Crystal Method, Dr. Dre, John Zorn, classical masterpieces [any], Edward Shermur, and pretty much anything Mike Patton.

No eating here tonight, no no no, no eating here tonight you're on a diet!