Brain Peppers
Three Cheers For fing Your Best Friend's Mum Three Cheers For f***ing Your Best Friend's Mum
DEMO VERSION. This is the first ever Brain Peppers song, written in early January 2006. It's not very grindy but if and when I record vocals, hopefully it should sound slightly moreso.
Would You Say You're Completely Full of Shit or... Would You Say You're Completely Full of Shit or...
Full title: Would You Say You're Completely Full of Shit or Just 50%? DEMO VERSION. This my softest song, but, like on 'Three Cheers...' hopefully it'll sound harder once I record vocals. If not, I may have to delete it.
I'm Going to Smash Your Face, You Cheeky... I'm Going to Smash Your Face, You Cheeky...
Full title: I'm Going to Smash Your Face, You Cheeky f***ing English Pig. DEMO VERSION. Featuring Microsoft Sam. I might make his vocals a bit louder.
I Ate Too Much Copper and Now I've Got Wilson's... I Ate Too Much Copper and Now I've Got Wilson's...
Full title: I Ate Too Much Copper and Now I've Got Wilson's Disease. DEMO VERSION. I know 2p coins taste good, but don't eat them unless you're prepared to suffer the concequences.
This Song is to Be Played in the JCR to Get On... This Song is to Be Played in the JCR to Get On...
Full title: This Song is to Be Played in the JCR to Get On People's Nerves. DEMO VERSION. For all the chumps in the sixth form that hate my music, this one's for you.
Scratch, Wood, Scratch Scratch, Wood, Scratch
DEMO VERSION. Not much to say about this one. I guess I tried to keep it on the short side.
bonjouraurevoir bonjouraurevoir
DEMO VERSION. It's hellogoodbye in French lololol! It's really long and repetitive. Not one of my best.
I Got Raped by Brian Peppers and All I Got Was... I Got Raped by Brian Peppers and All I Got Was...
I Got Raped by Brian Peppers and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me... Oh Yeah, and Chlamydia. DEMO VERSION. I really like this one. It's soooo top drawer.
This One Should Impress Joe This One Should Impress Joe
DEMO VERSION. This is gonna be a JCR anthem!
Tapdancing Tony Blair Tapdancing Tony Blair
DEMO VERSION. Breakdancing Ronnie Reagan told me that the program SawCutter to form loud and strange melodies. I got the trial version, and this song is the result.
Panic! at the Concentration Camp Panic! at the Concentration Camp
DEMO VERSION. This shit is wacky! I'm not sure it'll make the 'final cut' for the album, though, because it's one of my weaker songs. At least it's better than bonjouraurvevoir.
I Spend Longer Thinking of Titles Than I Do... I Spend Longer Thinking of Titles Than I Do...
Full title: I Spend Longer Thinking of Titles Than I Do Making Songs. DEMO VERSION. It's probably true.
Fanny Means Your Arse Over There, Not Your Minge Fanny Means Your Arse Over There, Not Your Minge
DEMO VERSION. Just your average song, really.
Penis Envy Penis Envy
DEMO VERSION. This one's an epic. Only listen if you have a lot of time on your hands!