Bastard Trash
Bastard Trash is a group of trashy bastards from the beautiful, drunken yuppie-filled shitstrips of Denver, Colorado. Although any attempt to verbally convey the sound would be fairly redundant and frugle, imagine the music of the spheres pounded into the shape of a genital wart using a jack russel terrier.Band/artist history
Bunch of douchebags got together some years ago. They set up some instruments and proceeded to spook the horses. Other douches came and went like a blurry montage in a bad indie film. Thus, the former Brass Knuckle Ensemble found itself rid of it's baggage and re-invented as the Bastard Trash.
As the Bastard Trash began breaking itself into the Denver scene, the are still remembered as the band with "that dude with a fish on his cock" from a performance at Cricket on the Hill.
In short, the Bastard Trash is here to rock your world. And if we don't rock your world, we can sleep well at night knowing that you are probably offended at this point.Your musical influences
Bastard Trash's influences consist mostly of murderous criminals, meddling politicians and helplessly stupid bastards who are too dilluted to know when they're a target of slander. Such figures have inspired songs such as "Two Bill Handjob", "Just Fucking Die", and "Chester the Molester."What equipment do you use?
Electrical