Barber Shop Murderers
Were the brothers on the block singing the Carmen San Diego beat. One day, a baby squirrel leaped from his branch and landed on the sidewalk where Goldfinger Trix was hanging out (selling his wares, you know). That squirrel started beatboxing like it was 1983 and Kris Kross was coming to town. Goldfinger was shocked and asked in an astonished voice Motherbucka, where you learn that dope noise?. The squirrel leaped to the sky majestically and took a rank dump on Goldies dope NY Hat. The Squirrels name was Jaws the 45th. Ever since, those two suckas had mad respect for each other. The cracker, Jerome Bruce joined the band afterwards. Hes the pretty boy, hes like a pink unicorn flying with a rainbow or some crap. Aight? Aight. Aight!
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
We play live. In Clubs. We hit that stuff up, you know.
