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Bandwidth Monsters

The Bandwidth Monsters (BWM) were formed in 1991. BWM just got back from a tour of Mexico having played in numerous dive bars in Cancun, Playa del Carmen, Chiapas, Los Cabos, Guadalajara, and Mexico City from 1991-2002. We came back to Chicago from Mexico after our drummer Raul was offered a job on a popular Mexican soap opera (he's the good looking gay guy going after both Miriam and Carlos..figure it out). During our extended tour we played in Helsinki Finland also and were notorious there as an ABBA look alike band. We now play what comes naturally. Scott Fraser and Dave Daker are the primary song writers.
Band/artist history
My father’s madness My father sits alone down in his basement room Surfing on the internet downloading pornography I bet I’ve seen the couples children animals group sex and all Still his madness grows Mr. Gates and Ellison Ballmer and Andresson Why did you invite all of this madness to our lives? My father shuts me out We rarely talk about The time he spends online The garbage and disease unwinds I’ve seen the hate crimes, pictures, videos of freaks and all Something’s rotten in his brain The internet drives him insane AOL and MSN Dell, Compaq and IBM High-speed fiber optic cable Bandwidth monsters, MP3s Each and every day his madness grows.. Burning, got me yearning, got me learning got me so disabled Burning, got my head on, got my side arm Got me so damn jaded Burning, trying it turn it, got my thing off, Got me all disabled Burning, got me moaning, got my head on Got it all disabled Burning, got my head off, got my head on (pause) And I’m so disabled
Have you performed in front of an audience?
We regularly play at a resort where Swingers and Naturalists swap tales and wives.
Your musical influences
Elvis, Heroin, mothballs, Spike Lee, Mao, Lennon, Lenin, and Marx (as in Groucho)
What equipment do you use?
Roland, Roland, Roland
Anything else?
Happy with you I’ve been living my life for someone like you I’ve been walking this earth all-searching for truth I never thought that I’d meet somebody like you My heart is cold; my fire burned fuel And when I look at myself, I don’t wanna know I’ve been living a lie, and time passes so And I get out of bed, yearning for ya Beads of sweat on my head, waiting for ya Never was one to forget There’s a new happy in my head Everything about it was you I’m so happy with you Fridgerator’s empty, I went out to shop Bought some sushi, croissants and egg plant Made a meal for later tonight Here’s hoping that you will stop by I talked to myself and I don’t answer back Looked in the mirror and found it had cracked Been searching around, for coins in the couch Nickels and dimes, half dollars, Eisenhower’s Found a lucky penny in you Got myself all shiny and new Everything about you is true I’m so happy with you My self-confidence is unusually strong That’s normally a sign of an upcoming letdown I’ll check my horoscope and read all the news Perhaps I’ll move your pinup otherside of the room Maybe there will be a sign from god Or better yet, maybe you’ll call I opened up the mail and waited for you Spent half of the day waiting for you Told my mom that you were the one She laughed so hard and said so son. Pretty smart girls like her Never have a boy like you Everything she’s said is true I’m so happy with you Everything about it is true I’m so happy with you I’m so happy with you.
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Nice country pop with a great story
f---ing brilliant
Why is everybody addicted to porn? I can't figure it out. Yeah, yeah, this song rocks!
I know how you feel. I'm still after Liz Taylor.
Wow. This song goes all over the place with an Elvis like intro and a Counting Crows main section...who is that I hear in the background? I think it must be someone famous....
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