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Parody of "The American Honky Tonk Fraud Association" by Garth Brooks
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Genre:
Podcasts - Parody
Songs by artist:
32 songs
Upload date
August 09, 2009
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MP3 2.8 MB
128 kbps bitrate
3:05 minutes
Words/music
Medemia © None to speak of
Story behind the song
News came out this week of Ms. Betty Lictenstein and the lengths she went to avoid being caught as a fake nurse -- including throwing herself an awards ceremony for winning the "Nurse of the Year" award from the fictional "Connecticut Nursing Association." She paid $2,168.02 to host 44 people at an awards dinner, her office covering the rest of the $3,800 bill. News story:
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If your paycheck depends on A doctor or a vet If your diploma is no more Than paper off the internet If you're a little off your rocker Then you can get some free medication For your fixation Come join the Connecticut Nursing Fraud Association When you're in need of a party To make your ability clear We'll be glad to gift you a lift With the nurse of the year We'll rejoice in a loud voice We'll let your doctor make the presentation For a small donation It's called the Connecticut Nursing Fraud Association It represents the no tact License lacked, nursin' hack Patient jacked, drug-givin', no ethics crowd Our heart is in your wallet And we'll make your office proud There's no need for consternation We're an honorable corporation It's the Connecticut Nursing Fraud Association We're looking to expand our reach And spread awards around Get money flowin' in From here to the Puget Sound As long as the federal government doesna019t do a criminal investigation for impersonation It's called the Connecticut Nursing Fraud Association It represents the help quack Nurse rack, medi-vac, Felon pack, drug-givin', no ethics crowd The police are at your doorstep In shame you will be shroud Jail is your destination You won't need no reservation It's the Connecticut Nursing Fraud Association Come join the Connecticut Nursing Fraud Association Do not delay, donate today Call the C.N.F.A., the C.N.F.A